How My Online Dating Profile Has Changed Since Baby
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That’s it. I can’t.
I give up.
I have come to terms with being tired for the rest of my parenting life (that is forever).
Why?
Well this past weekend was Ellie’s first birthday!!!!!!!!!! See adorable picture below:
And this first birthday was preceded by Ellie’s terrible stomach virus (which we now think was Rotovirus) and ...
Yes. Ellie and I made a trip to the ER…she is okay…but here is the story…
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving I was literally skipping around, so happy that this (see photo below) wasn’t how I would be spending my Thanksgiving…HUGE and under-house arrest in NYC because I was days from my due ...
Please humor me…I am hoping if I get this all off my chest I will stop moping around…so here goes.
As some of you may or may not be aware, Ellie and I live in a somewhat small apartment. And by somewhat small, I mean – IF I DON’T GET A BIGGER ...
So there is a crusty film on nearly everything I touch in this apartment, particularly – my cell phone, my blackberry, my apartment phone and the remote control.
Also, the lower two feet of the stove, the fridge, and the dishwasher.
And, the Bumbo, the high chair and 90 percent of Ellie’s toys.
I ...
Dear Ellie, YOU are taking your morning nap right now in our shared bedroom. I am sitting naked on the couch in the living room, very excited that I had a chance to separate the 36 pounds of accumulated dirty laundry AND straighten my hair. I’m naked because I just got out of the shower, and I’m no fool – I know that the moment I creep into our room to get some clean clothes, your big eyes will open and naptime will be over.
Ellie peed on my sheets.
No. That is not the full confession.
We were getting ready to leave for Grand Central Station to head out to Mimi and Papa’s house this weekend, and like a good mom, I decided to change her diaper before we left – even though we were running late ...
Or should I say – No more babies ROLLIN’ off the bed.
Ellie is six months old, she rolls over with ease and scoots on her elbows and is making crawling motions with her knees.
And something tells me that today was the day that we crossed the line from quasi-mobile to really ...
Okay…I don’t have much time to write because…well because I am a single mom that works full time and likes to have an apartment without vomit and dust bunnies on the floor.
There are some days I think, “Oh my god, this is so easy. I can’t believe I was so stressed ...
Wow.
So okay…I started back to work. Proof of this in my appearance and the fact that everything in my life is one big blur. And blur might even be an overstatement…everything is one big black hole in my brain.
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