Have I ever told you about the most impractical purchase I’ve ever made?
Pretty sure I haven’t – so here it is.
The most impractical purchase I’ve ever made.
And the most impractical thing about this bathing suit is not the deep plunging neck line, if you can even call it that.  Nor is ...

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Lifetime Moms: Is There Ever a Perfect Time to Have (A)nother Child?  

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A snapshot from my baby shower.
Lifetime Moms: (click here) It’s All Fun and Games Until Your Friends See Your Vagina

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My ass used to be my biggest asset.  Now, my Spanx are.
I love them, and their other control garment cousins.  I love them so much that I feel this odd need to always over-share when I am wearing them.  In fact, I really believe that if it weren’t for shape wear, ...

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Click Here: Lifetime Moms: The Real Pregnancy Project: Becoming The Person You’d Gossip About

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I feel like so much of motherhood is about managing.  And so much of single-motherhood is really about managing.  It’s sort of like if you are the President of your company, and the VP quit – but due to budget cutbacks, you aren’t able to fill that VP spot.  So you ...

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Hey Everyone!
So…I think you probably have heard by now that I had a healthy baby girl by c-section on Friday, December 3rd.  Anabelle Hope Lemieux joined us at 4:52pm weighing in at 9 pounds, 6 ounces.
The birth went something like this…
I came down with a bad cold on Thursday and was ...

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Hours before delivery.
Well guys…here we are…the last post before I cross over to the other side…motherhood that is…not the afterlife.
On this Baby Eve, I’ve been reflecting on one great cosmic joke that has struck me over the past couple months.
And it has to do with SLEEP.
In the past month or so, ...

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And would you like to know why I can’t sleep?
Yes.  Of course you would.
Because this is what is stuck inside of me. (BIG SCREAMING NOTE – BELOW IS NOT A PICTURE OF MY BABY!!!!!!! I AM STILL PREGNANT)
I want you to take a close look at this example (or photo stolen ...

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Alrighty folks…we have a date…our little Ducky is scheduled to arrive by c-section at 4pm on Friday, December 3rd. She won’t flip…and at this point, I am pretty sure it is biologically impossible for her to do so.  Her big head is digging into my left rib…when it’s not protruding from my ...

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